Me: "Wally, did I get any mail today?"
My step-dad Wally: "I think you received one of those entertainment magazines."
Me: "Where is it?"
Wally heads into the garage where the recycling is kept and comes back a few minutes later with the magazine in his hand.
Me: "You recycled my Entertainment Weekly! Before I had even read it! You do realize that mail tampering is a federal offense?"
Wally: "Oh Whoopee!" (Said in same tone as neener neener neener.)
Me: "Don't think I won't report you."
I won't really report him. I just enjoy lobbing out idle threats. However this week's issue has a very hot looking Harrison Ford on the cover and I would have been pissed had I missed that.
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