Lesson One
Just because your sister tells you that the internet says to cook rice for 30 minutes - does not mean it is a good idea. Does anyone know who to remove charred rice from a pan?
Lesson Two
Some washing machines do not enjoy being loaded to the hilt. They kind of explode in a mass of water and suds.
Lesson Three
Fruit by the Foot will make you sick if you eat it for three days straight on a crazy paper-writing binge.
There are more lessons but I am at the tale end of the crazy paper-writing binge so yeah - good luck getting anything coherent out of me.
