Monday, April 05, 2010

Lessons learned by officially becoming an adult

Lesson One
Just because your sister tells you that the internet says to cook rice for 30 minutes - does not mean it is a good idea. Does anyone know who to remove charred rice from a pan?

Lesson Two
Some washing machines do not enjoy being loaded to the hilt. They kind of explode in a mass of water and suds.

Lesson Three
Fruit by the Foot will make you sick if you eat it for three days straight on a crazy paper-writing binge.

There are more lessons but I am at the tale end of the crazy paper-writing binge so yeah - good luck getting anything coherent out of me.

3 comments:

Amy said...

I told you I can't cook rice, and apparently you can't either! That's what rice cookers are for.

Amy said...

Lesson number four, beans really are the magical fruit! I learned that at Target today while making a mad dash for the bathroom.

Lex-a-roo said...

Wow, these are great pearls of wisdom I'll keep them in mind.