Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Top Three Reasons Via is a Bad Aunt

  1. Teaches that deserts are a fine substitute for actual meals that might involve veggies or some such nutritious garbage.
  2. Teaches that one doesn't need paper to draw - a hand or face will do nicely in a pinch (preferably not your own).
  3. Teaches fun words like butt, fart and democrat.

I will come up with more as I spend more time with my cute Squidgy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet you are a great auntie!! I miss your smile and great personality! Nice pics too. Are you still working towards your master's degree? Taking any crazy english classes? Are you in love with MI still?? Have you asked burger boy on a date yet? Your old boyfriend cut his hair. My stomach is getting fatter and so is my face but you know what they say...wise is the man who can outeat his friends in a doughnut eating contest.

P.S. If you ever find some really old starbusts or skittles on your car floor, let me know and I'll come eat them... I was going to write carpet but it sounded so wrong

--Kimball
(you remember me, right?)

Via Ferrata said...

KIMBALL!!! You have to come visit! I'm over MI. Are you still in love with "the legs"? I'll see you a stomach and raise you some meaty thighs.