I was thinking about Miller today. If you haven't noticed, he does not contribute to The Black Project anymore. He has also disappeared off the face of the planet, technically he got married, but as far as I'm concerned - same thing. After he stopped working in the office next door, despite his promises, he cut us all off. He promised a wedding invite, it never materialized. Needless to say, we think he is a bit of a turd. I was going to invite him to my commitment ceremony (me and my TV are registered at Target), but now he is not invited. Miller, you will miss out on all the fries and processed cheese, so suck on that!
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Liar. You are so not registered at Target. I checked.
The good people of Target informed me that I could not register for a wedding involving an inanimate object.
You could borrow my cat.
Do you have the hypo-allergenic kind?
For $4000, I do.
Why wasn't I invited to the ceremony??
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