-911 What is your emergency?
..."My house is on fire."
-Remain calm, ma'am, what are you wearing?
"What! What do you mean what am I wearing?-I'm wearing bell bottoms and a tank-top"
-Wow...It seems as though I need the paramedic.
"This is an outrage! Give me your supervisor."
-I'm sorry, I'm the only one on shift tonight.
"I'm burning mad about the lack of professionalism down at the station."
-You're making me hot too!!

more dialogue to come later!!