MLM: A CHAIN OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

This entry will address MLMS, also known as Multi-Level Marketing Schemes. The reason I address this topic is to help potential victims from being wrapped up in the chains of deception-chains because MLM's literally BIND those who fall fall for the rhetoric of the MLM Puppetmasters.

To understand how to free yourself (those of you who are victims-you know who you are) of MLMs we must turn to the Philosopher Kings! If put into practice, these ancient and modern axioms will protect those vulnerable species on the fringes of society from becoming easy prey!

Lets start from the beginning.

-Frank Sinatra
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Lesson: If you enter into a MLM to feel like a real marketer with the option of becoming a millionaire and ultimately a success story destined to be spoken of during family get together, spend your money on alcohol. Alcohol produces immediate results. Even better, you get to consume your money on things you really want.

-Homer Simpson
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Lesson: If at first you don't succeed, try again. If after 30 tries you don't succeed-don't try anymore. If more people followed Homer's advice, the world would contain fewer failures.

finally, a little advice from our friend Pancho Villa whose last words were: "To the Nuts!!"

Lesson: Pancho Villas wisdom surpasses all understanding. But "to the nuts" with those who attempt a MLM.