This post is really just a thank you to the wonderful Think-Tank which devised the safety plan for the students of this prestigious learning mecca.

Take out your handbook boys and girls and turn to the yellow pages. Within the directives of "The Emergency Guide" you will find various instructions to ensure your safety in the event of a disaster. Let us review some of the instructions.

General Earthquake Instructions
1. Do NOT go sightseeing. Thank goodness for this directive. This is why tuition is so high. These thinktanks are NOT cheap.

2. Keep streets clear for emergency vehicles. Why do the emergency personnel get to go sightseeing and not us? Mind control I tell ya.

Thanks for reading this. Please, leave a comment. Swear at me. Hate me. Just OBEY the DIRECTIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!