Hoshie - "Aunt Via, are you ever getting married?"
Me - "No Hoshie. I am going to move in with you and your wife when I am very old and you will have to take care of me."
(A look of horror washes over Hoshie's pale, freckled face.)
Hoshie's mom - "Yes and she will be sleeping in your bed, in between you and your wife as payback for all the years you spent in between me and your father."
Me - "And when I cough during the night my teeth will land on your pillow."
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